[Long] A man brings his pit bull to a bar And he says ""I bet everyone in here $500 my dog can beat your dog in a fight!"" And so, a dozen or so men leave the bar for a few minutes. Once they come back, they're equipped with their money and their dogs, ready to see the challenge through. One by one, they bring their dogs to fight. They've got Great Danes, Rottweilers, Mastiffs, the lot. And one by one, the pit bull takes beats them, leaves them whimpering messes. Eventually, an old man approaches the pit bull's owner. ""I'll bet you $5000 my dog can beat yours"" The first man takes a look at the challenger's canine, and it's hideous. A disgusting brown, bow-legged mess. ""You're on"" And so, the two dogs fight. After about five seconds, the pit bulls absolutely destroyed, torn limb from limb. ""Well, fair is fair, here's your $5000. What sort of dog is that, if you don't mind me asking?"" ""Before I cut his tail off and gave him a nose job, he was an alligator""