Two men are out hunting when one goes to take a leak. As he pees a snake springs from the bushes and sinks it's teeth into the man's tool. Hearing his screams, the friend runs to him and sees his tool beginning to swell badly. ""What do I do?!"" He asks the yelling man. ""I don't know! Call a doctor."" The friend pulls out his phone, calls a doctor and asks him what he needs to do. ""You need to suck the venom. Quickly!"" The doctor says before hanging up. The friend puts his phone away as he slowly turns to his bitten companion. ""Well, what do we do?"" asks the man with his pecker swelling and turning blue. The friend looks sad as he responds, ""Sorry. You're going to die.""
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