The Pope dies and arrives in Heaven. St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks who he is. The Pope: ""I am the pope."" St. Peter: ""Who? There's no such name in my book."" The Pope: ""I'm the representative of God on Earth."" St.Peter: ""Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."" The Pope: ""But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."" St. Peter: ""The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss."" St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God. St. Peter: ""There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."" God: ""I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait, I'll ask Jesus."" (yells for Jesus) Jesus: ""Yes father, what's up?"" God and St. Peter explain the situation. Jesus: ""Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."" Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing. Jesus: ""Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!""