#few-minutes-st-peter

The Pope dies and arrives in Heaven. St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks who he is. The Pope: ""I am the pope."" St. Peter: ""Who? There's no such name in my book."" The Pope: ""I'm the representative of God on Earth."" St.Peter: ""Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."" The Pope: ""But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."" St. Peter: ""The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss."" St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with G…

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, ""I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, but occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven."" St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven. The second nurse says, ""I worked in an operating room. It's a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them…

Three nurses went to heaven and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said ""I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven."" St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven. The second nurse says ""I worked in an operating room. It's a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose…

Pope died and arrived in heaven St. Peter asks who he is. The Pope: "I am the pope." St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book." The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth." St. Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me..." The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church..." St. Peter: "The Catholic church... Never heard of it... Wait, I'll check with the boss." St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God. St. Peter: "There's a dude st…