a Doctor arrives at the pearly gates.... St. Peter asks him who he is, he replies ""I'm a surgeon, I help the crippled to walk and the blind to see"" Come on in, St Peter says. Next a teacher shows up, St Peter asks who he is, ""I'm a Teacher, I help educate the ignorant and prepared them for successful careers"". St Peter says ""come on in"". A musician comes along St Peter asks who he is, and he says ""I was a Musician, I make depressed people happy and I give lonely people a reason to go out and celebrate life"". St Peter says "" That's great, you can load your gear in through the kitchen""