I was inspired by r/gifs today. A guy meets a friend for a drink on a Sunday evening. His friend notices he has a huge black eye and asks him what happened. His friend replies, ""So I was in church this morning and when it came time to stand, I noticed the woman in front of me has a huge wedgie. I was just trying to bed nice, so I reached down and pulled it out for her and she turned around and socked me right in the eye!"" The friends meet up next Sunday evening and his buddy notices his other eye is black. He says, ""What the hell happened now?"" He replies, ""So I'm in church again this morning and the same woman is sitting in front of me. Time to stand up and I notice she she has another huge wedgie. I thought to myself 'No way. I learned my lesson.' Well just then the guy next to me reached down and pulled it out. I remembered how mad she got at me last week so I tucked it back in!""