A man and his boss are playing golf... one weekend when a funeral procession goes past. The man takes off his hat and stands silently with eyes downcast. He doesn't move until the procession is out of sight. The man's boss, an elderly gentleman, approves. ""You don't often see respect like that much among you young folk these days"" he says as they resume their game. ""Well, I thought it was only right."" Replies the man. ""After all, we'd been married for ten years.""

Let them quit the game early! A wife was telling her ""Football Referee"" husband: - Dear! There is an anniversary of death in my parents family. You'll prepare to go there with me, won't you? - Alas! I can't go, because this afternoon I have to work as a referee for the Championship Cup Competition Football Match. You'll have to go alone! - That's unacceptable! It's my Great Grandma. If you don't come, my relatives will insult me. - So, when will the anniversary begin? -At 5:00pm. - Alas! The m…

He Takes His Golf Seriously. An elderly golfer is about to putt when a funeral procession drives by. He removes his hat, and waits for the cars to pass by. His golfing buddy turns to him and says, ""That was very thoughtful of you to do that."" He responds, ""Well, it seemed appropriate. I was married to the woman for 55 years.""

Farewell Daddy A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story & listened to her prayers which ended by saying: ""God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma & good-bye Grandpa."" The father asked, ""Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"" The little girl said, ""I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."" The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed & listened to her pra…