A man and his boss are playing golf... one weekend when a funeral procession goes past. The man takes off his hat and stands silently with eyes downcast. He doesn't move until the procession is out of sight. The man's boss, an elderly gentleman, approves. ""You don't often see respect like that much among you young folk these days"" he says as they resume their game. ""Well, I thought it was only right."" Replies the man. ""After all, we'd been married for ten years.""

A policeman on patrol calls his fellow cop on the station... COP 1: Hey, I got a weird case over here COP 2: What is it buddy? COP 1: Im here at the front porch of an elderly couple's house COP 2: So? COP 1: Someone called me to go to this house because they heard shouting and stuff. And you wouldn't believe what happened... COP 2: What happened? COP 1: The wife stabbed her husband to death COP 2: How did you know? COP 1: As she opened the door, I saw her in tears, with fresh blood on her hands,…

Two guys are playing golf... Two elderly gentlemen come to a par 3 hole. One of them tees up, starts to swing, but notices a funeral procession passing by. He stops mid-swing, takes off his hat and bows to the procession. After it passes, he puts on his hat and resumes his swing. The other man says to him, ""Wow, that was really gentlemanly of you, paying your respects like that!"" As he swings, he replies, ""Well, she was my wife for 25 years...""

Let them quit the game early! A wife was telling her ""Football Referee"" husband: - Dear! There is an anniversary of death in my parents family. You'll prepare to go there with me, won't you? - Alas! I can't go, because this afternoon I have to work as a referee for the Championship Cup Competition Football Match. You'll have to go alone! - That's unacceptable! It's my Great Grandma. If you don't come, my relatives will insult me. - So, when will the anniversary begin? -At 5:00pm. - Alas! The m…