A man and his boss are playing golf... one weekend when a funeral procession goes past. The man takes off his hat and stands silently with eyes downcast. He doesn't move until the procession is out of sight. The man's boss, an elderly gentleman, approves. ""You don't often see respect like that much among you young folk these days"" he says as they resume their game. ""Well, I thought it was only right."" Replies the man. ""After all, we'd been married for ten years.""

Two guys are playing golf... Two elderly gentlemen come to a par 3 hole. One of them tees up, starts to swing, but notices a funeral procession passing by. He stops mid-swing, takes off his hat and bows to the procession. After it passes, he puts on his hat and resumes his swing. The other man says to him, ""Wow, that was really gentlemanly of you, paying your respects like that!"" As he swings, he replies, ""Well, she was my wife for 25 years...""

He Takes His Golf Seriously. An elderly golfer is about to putt when a funeral procession drives by. He removes his hat, and waits for the cars to pass by. His golfing buddy turns to him and says, ""That was very thoughtful of you to do that."" He responds, ""Well, it seemed appropriate. I was married to the woman for 55 years.""

Farewell Daddy A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story & listened to her prayers which ended by saying: ""God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma & good-bye Grandpa."" The father asked, ""Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"" The little girl said, ""I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."" The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed & listened to her pra…