A Czech and a lawyer go camping Two friends, a Czech and a lawyer were on a vacation to Canada and decided they would go camping for a few days. so sure enough the first night they camped out two bears showed up. They were awakened by the rustling noises outside and got up to see what was out there. The bears became startled and one of them attacked the Czech and ate him. The Lawyer ran screaming off into the woods and kept running until he came to a Ranger station. He awoke the Park Ranger inside and told him what happened. The Lawyer and the Ranger went back to the camp site and found the two bears still sitting there. The Ranger noticed one bear was female and the other was a male. He asked the Lawyer which bear ate his friend. The Lawyer was certain it was the male bear so the Ranger shot the male bear and the female went running off into the woods. When they cut open the bear they did not find the remains of the Czech inside. What did you learn from this story? Never trust a Lawyer when he says the Czech is in the Male!