Warning: Lawyer joke ahead
A big-city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded,
\- "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer Peter replied,
\- "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
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