A Man Dies A man dies and goes to heaven, and as he passes the gates a wall of clocks emerge. St. Peter appears, ""Welcome to heaven!"" he exclaims, the man still confused by the clocks asks, ""What are all these clocks doing in heaven?"" St. Peter explains, ""These are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Every time a person lies, the clock hands move one notch."" The man intrigued, points and asks, ""Whose clock is that?"" St. Peter replies, ""That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has not moved at all, indicating she has never told a lie."" The man in amazement replies ""That's incredible, now how about that one?"" Once more St. Peter responds, ""That is Abraham Lincoln's clock, it has only moved twice in all his life."" The man pauses for a moment and then inquires, ""Where is Hillary Clinton's clock?"" St. Peter says, ""Oh, hers is in Jesus's office, he is using that one as a fan."" Nothing against Hill just thought the joke was funny! :)