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Discussing Funerals Three men are sitting around drinking coffee when a pastor comes up to them. ""Men, I want you to think about when your life ends. What would you people to say about you at your funeral?"" The first man thinks a bit and says, ""I'd like them to say I was a good family man. That I provided for my wife and children."" The second man thinks and says, ""I'd like them to say I was a good Christian. That I read the scripture and lived for the Lord."" The third man says, ""I hope they say 'Look! He's moving!!'""

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