Joe the drunk Joe gets home drunk and falls into bed next to his wife. As he falls asleep he feels himself rise up out of his body and floats up to heaven. Joe gets to the pearly gates confused and asks St. Peter, ""Am I dead?"" ""Yes Joe, but because of the way you lived your life, you will have to be reincarnated as a chicken!"" Before Joe can protest he disappears with a loud poof, and finds himself on a farmyard filled with hens. The hens welcome the new hen arrival, pecking and clucking all around him. Joe, filled with dismay at the situation, starts scratching in the dust when he gets a sudden sharp pain in the abdomen. ""What is happening to me!"" Joe screeches as he starts to squat down on short chicken legs. ""Oh, you're just laying an egg, don't worry, just squat and push"" the other hens assure him. Joe does as he is told and starts pushing. Without warning Joe feels a massive slap to his head followed by his wife's voice, ""Wake up Joe! Wake up! You bastard you're shitting in bed again!