Joe the drunk Joe gets home drunk and falls into bed next to his wife. As he falls asleep he feels himself rise up out of his body and floats up to heaven. Joe gets to the pearly gates confused and asks St. Peter, ""Am I dead?"" ""Yes Joe, but because of the way you lived your life, you will have to be reincarnated as a chicken!"" Before Joe can protest he disappears with a loud poof, and finds himself on a farmyard filled with hens. The hens welcome the new hen arrival, pecking and clucking all…