Tiger Woods goes to Ireland for an Golf Open. After winning the tournament, he decides he's going to rent a Mercedes and see the countryside. After driving for a while, he stops at a small one pump gas station. Getting out of his car, a couple of golf tees fall out of his pocket and on to the ground. While filling up his car, he notices an old Irish man sitting in a chair on the patio of the gas station. ""Good day, sir."" ""Aye, good to ye... May I ask you a question then?"" Tiger, ""Yes sir, of course."" ""What kind of car be that?"" ""It's a Mercedes, very nice brand of car actually. It has everything a person could want!"" says Tiger. ""And what be those there on the ground?"", the old Irish man points to the tees that fell out of Tigers pockets. ""Oh, those are for holding up my balls while I drive.."". ""Sweet mudda Mary'a'Christ... Those people at Mercedes have thought of ever'tin!""