Three famous footballers are on a plane... Three famous footballers are on a plane and all of a sudden it crashes on a desert island. All three players survive but all the crew but the pilot's bodies are irretrievable. They decide to cannibalise the pilots body to survive, the first players says, ""I support Manchester so i will eat the chest."" the next player says ""I support Liverpool so i will eat the liver."" the Final player says ""I support Arsenal but i'm not hungry""
So Danny Ings is about to play his first game for Liverpool... ...Brendan Rodgers says: ""We'll give you 45 minutes, then pull you off at half time."" Danny exc
A plane full of soccer (football) players crashes in a desert. There are 5 survivors. Hunger gets to them and time is running out. Ultimately they all agree to
A man from Egypt, a man from Paris and a man from Liverpool are all on a hot air balloon ride The man from Egypt says ""we're in Egypt! I can see the beautiful
Will and Guy Select Our Top Ten Quirky Words: Barking: Thought to be named after the London suburb, home to a former asylum site; hence 'Barking mad'. Binge: A
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