A man from Egypt, a man from Paris and a man from Liverpool are all on a hot air balloon ride The man from Egypt says ""we're in Egypt! I can see the beautiful pyramids"". A while later the man from Paris says ""we're in Paris! I can see the Eiffel Tower from here"". Next, the man from Liverpool spoke. He said ""we're in Liverpool! I can see someone stealing my car!"".
*bursts out of stable on a chihuahua* "Wait, if you're here then that means" *cut to a horse peeking it's head out of Paris Hiltons purse*
If the car in front of me were moving any slower, it'd be Paris Hilton's thought process.
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today
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