A plane full of soccer (football) players crashes in a desert. There are 5 survivors. Hunger gets to them and time is running out. Ultimately they all agree to eat the first person to die and give the body parts of the deceased's body to the player in the team with a similar name to the body part. After three days a player from Celtic dies due to an inflammatory bowel. The 1st player is from Manchester & claims his chest & torso as agreed, the 2nd is from Liverpool & takes his Liver & heart & the 3rd player that is from from Tottenham takes his legs. The 4th player had not taken his share yet. The player from Liverpool yells out to him ""sucks ta be in Arsenal right now doesn't it.""
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