A woman walked into a bank, A woman walked into a bank in New York and asked for the loan officer. She said that she was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5000. The bank officer told her that he will need some kind of security for such loan. So the woman handed over the keys of a new Rolls Royce car that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything was checked and the bank agreed to accept the car as security for the loan. An employee rode the car into …

Before going to Europe on business a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $6000. The loan officer was quite taken a back and requested collateral. ""Well then here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce"" the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safekeeping and gave him 6000. Two weeks later the man walked through the bank's doors and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. T…

Before going to Europe on business a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5000. The loan officer was quite taken a back and requested collateral. ""Well then here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce"" the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safekeeping and gave him $5000. Two weeks later the man walked through the bank's doors and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. T…

A (Smart) Blonde Offers Collateral For A Loan... A blonde woman walks into a Manhattan bank and says she'd like to take out a $5,000 loan since she will be vacationing to Europe. When the banker asks what she will be using as collateral, she points to her brand new Bentley. The banker is surprised, but agrees. She leaves, and he laughs; who uses such an expensive car as collateral for such a small loan? But he shrugs it off and parks the car in the banks garage. Three weeks later, the woman ret…