Sherlock Holmes and John Watson were walking past an American primary school... And Sherlock Holmes points and says ""Elementary, my dear Watson"" Watson, realizing how obvious this is, replies ""No shit, Sherlock""

Sherlock Holmes is caught by Watson in bed with a very young woman (Stolen from r/imgoingtohellforthis). Watson walks in on Sherlock in coital relations with a young woman. As she's covering up Watson asks "Jesus, is she still in high school?" Sherlock replies "Elementary, my dear Watson!"

I bet Sherlock Holmes rocked the shit out of elementary school.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: ""Watson, look up and tell me what you see"". Watson said ""I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars"". Holmes: ""And what does that tell you?"" Watson: ""Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be as…