Sherlock Holmes and his assistant, Watson were visiting United States... Both came across a primary school and Sherlock turned to his assistant, ""Elementary, my dear Watson."" Watson replied ""No shit, Sherlock.""

I bet Sherlock Holmes rocked the shit out of elementary school.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :)

Has been posted before, but one of my favorites. Sherlock Holmes and John Watson go on a camping trip. In the middle of the night, Sherlock wakes up John and says, "Watson, what do you see when you look up at the sky?" Watson looks up and says, "I see millions of stars." Sherlock says, "Well, what can you deduce from that?" After a moment's thought, Watson says, "Since there are so many stars,logically some of them must have planets orbiting them. And if some of those stars have planets, logica…