Three friends make a bet to see who can order and eat the most without ordering a full portion of the meal. The first man points to a burger and chips and says, ""I would like this, but I only want three quarters of the meal."" So the guy gets the meal with less chips than the standard meal and eats it all. The second man points to a steak and says, ""I want four fifths of this steak."" The order is brought out and the man eats it up. The third man points to a sandwich and says, ""I would like one slice of bread, as opposed to this sandwich."" So sure enough, he gets the one slice of bread and he eats it all up. The other two men start to laugh at him until he says: ""Why are you laughing? I won. Mine was a wholemeal.""