Being an election year, I thought this one was timely A guy meets and old buddy of his at a store that he hadn't seen in about fifteen years. He noticed that his friend had a ten year old son. The guy says to the kid, ""What do you want to be when you grow up, young man?"" ""I want to be President of the United States!"", the kid proudly says, ""I'm a Democrat, just like my dad!"" The guy says, ""That's pretty ambitious, young man. It take a lot of work to be President. To teach you the value of…

How The Government Works One day, a teacher assigns her kids to do some homework; ask their parents/guardians what the government is, since that's their next lesson. Little Johnny, one of her students, goes home that night and asks his father. "Well," Dad says, "Think of it this way. I'm the president, Mom is the Congress, our maid is the work force, and your little brother is the rest of the citizens in the United States." "I don't think I get it," says Little Johnny, thinking about this obs…

My neighbors are Democrats and I'm Republican One day I was working in the garden when they came home with their young daughter from school. I asked them how everything was going and they told me that a job orientation week had just taken place. So I asked their daughter: ""What do you want to be when you grow up?"" She responded proudly: ""I want to be a democratic president!"" ""And what would be the first thing you'd do once in office?"" ""I would help all the poor people in this country"" ""…

An airplane was about to crash. There were four passengers on board but only three parachutes. The first passenger said, ""I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me and I can't afford to die."" So he took the first pack and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger, Donald Trump, said, ""I am the newly-elected US president and I am the smartest president in American history, so my people don't want me to die."" He took the second pack and …