My neighbors are Democrats and I'm Republican One day I was working in the garden when they came home with their young daughter from school. I asked them how everything was going and they told me that a job orientation week had just taken place. So I asked their daughter: ""What do you want to be when you grow up?"" She responded proudly: ""I want to be a democratic president!"" ""And what would be the first thing you'd do once in office?"" ""I would help all the poor people in this country"" ""Great!"", I said, ""you know that homeless man down at the convenience store that always asks for money? How about you give him some money?"" ""But I don't have any money yet!"", responded the little girl. ""So, how about you help me in the garden and I'll give you 50 dollars for your work and then you can go down there and donate it?"" After some thinking the girl said: ""So, why can't the homeless man help you in the garden to earn the money?"" I just smiled and winked at her parents: ""Welcome to the Republicans""