What is Easter? A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die simultaneously and are instantly before St. Peter and heaven's gate. ""In order to be allowed in, you must tell me, what is Easter?"" exclaims St. Pete. The brunette answers first. ""Easter is when we celebrate the birth of Jesus!"" St. Peter says no and sends her to hell. The redhead then answers, ""Easter is when we celebrate love and buy each other gifts, chocolate, and flowers!"" Again, St. Pete says no and sends her to hell. Finally the blonde answers, ""Easter is when the Romans executed Jesus by hanging him on a cross and burying him a big tomb!"" Astonished, St. Pete encourages her to go on. ""I know, I know, there's more."" the blonde reassures him. ""Every year he comes out of his tomb, and if he sees his shadow, there'll be six more weeks of winter!""