What is Easter? A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die simultaneously and are instantly before St. Peter and heaven's gate. ""In order to be allowed in, you must tell me, what is Easter?"" exclaims St. Pete. The brunette answers first. ""Easter is when we celebrate the birth of Jesus!"" St. Peter says no and sends her to hell. The redhead then answers, ""Easter is when we celebrate love and buy each other gifts, chocolate, and flowers!"" Again, St. Pete says no and sends her to hell. Finall…