Judgment day of 3 nuns 3 nuns die and go to afterlife for judgment. The angel who is supposed to judge them points out the holy water and says: ""You'll be allowed to enter to heaven if you wash the body parts you have sinned with using this holy water."" The nuns get into a row in front of the holy water. First nun goes and washes her hands then leaves. Just before second nun uses the holy water, third nun rushes up and gargles. Angel gets curious and asks why she did that. Third nun answers: ""Just wanted to clear my mouth before my friend washed her ass.""
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