Two couples go camping in the woods... Bob and Peter decide to take their wives on a camping trip. When they get to the campsite, Bob says, ""Hey Peter, since your wife has never been camping before, why don't I teach her how to set up camp while you take my wife to get firewood."" Peter agrees and he and Bob's wife go out into the forest to get firewood. Bob gets Peter's wife started on setting up the tents and decides to get some water for the campsite. While Peter's wife sets up the tents a s…

Monday: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Tuesday: Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper. Wednesday: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any. T…

Two hunters bag a deer... Dave starts butchering, and Bob says he'll be right back after he takes a dump. He walks into the trees, and hangs his butt over a log. About twenty minutes later, Dave realizes Bob is napping on his crapper, and decides to play a joke. He slips around his friend, and dumps some bloody deer intestines under Bob's ass. The he goes back to butchering, and hollers for Bob to hurry it up. He hears Bob getting up, and then "Holy hell!" Dave chuckles and expects Bob show u…

Friendship Bob goes to his friend Johnny and says ... "I'm sleeping with the Pastor's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?" Johnny doesn't like it but being Bob's long time friend, he agrees. After service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the Pastor gets annoyed and asks Johnny what he's really up to. Johnny, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Pastor. "My friend is sleeping wi…