Oil Pipeline from Canada to Mexico. Democrats tell the Republicans they want to build a highway from the Canadian border in North Dakota to Mexican border in Texas. Republicans get angry telling them the only reason they want to build the highway is so they can use it as an excuse not to build a pipeline. Democrats say they have enough votes to push it down the Repubs throat. The Texas Senator says at least let us save some of our honor. Allow us to name the highway after a great Texan so that we don't further divide this great country and further we would like it so worded so that future generations will never be able to rename the highway. Demo's tell them that is acceptable and the Bill proceeds to be voted on and passed, President signs the Bill making it the law of the land. Democrats are thrilled but they notice the Republicans are laughing, giving each other high fives and drinking champagne. So they send a junior Senator over to find out what's going on. They tell him the highway may be approved but it can never be built as it would split the country in two with no one ever able to cross from one side to the other. Why not we cross highways all the time. Yeah but no one ever crosses Chuck Norris and lives.