You know what I'd like for Christmas, mom? I'd like you to stop treating me like a child. Also I'd like some money and some new socks.

A ridiculously rich man is buying his 6 year old nephew a birthday present On his birthday, the boy gets a Porsche 911. For Christmas that year, the man bought his nephew a massive yacht. For his 7th birthday, the man bought his nephew a weeks holiday in Dubai. The boy's dad was getting worried about his son, as he wasn't getting gifts that a child his age would normally get, so he said to his rich brother ""look, I know you live your nephew, but you should be getting him gifts that are for a ch…

The Lama Joke There was a farmer, called Billy. Billy was a simple man, who never really cared much for farming as a child, but when his dad died he enherited the farm, and as he got older, the more he enjoyed it. For a vast majority of years he was a vegetable farmer, farming vegetables such as carrots and cabbages, potatoes and leeks. This was nice simple farming, no hassle. But as time went on and he reached his late 50s, he wanted more from farming, and decided that he wanted to rear some an…

Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn't buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to the little girl. 'You're getting your Christmas present a week early this year' her mother explained as she handed over the fluffy little tabby kitten. 'Is that what you want?' The little girl said 'It's wonderful mother...just what I wanted. There's just one thing wrong!' 'What's that?' her mot…