So three elderly men at a rest home are conversing about their age... The first man says, ""When I get up at 6:00 AM, it takes me a half hour to pee."" Second man says, ""You're lucky. When I get up at 7:00 AM, it takes me a straight hour to take my morning poop."" Third man says, ""I piss like a racehorse at 6:00 and crap like a goose at 7:00."" ""Then what's the matter with you?"" asked the other two. ""Problem is, I'm not up until 8:00!""
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