Recycling is important... I went to the bar last night. I saw two rather large ladies having a great time. They seemed to be speaking in an Irish accent. I sauntered over and asked them ""Are you ladies from Ireland?"" They responded, ""It's Wales, you idiot!"" I apologized immediately and said ""Are you whales from Ireland?"" I don't remember much after that. I woke up as a marine biologist!

Once upon a time in a bar I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, ""Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?"" One of them snarled at me, ""It's Wales, dumbo!"" So I corrected myself, ""Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?"" That's about as far as I remember.

I was in a bar Saturday night, and had a few drinks. I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, ""Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"" One of them screamed, ""It's Wales you idiot!"" So, I immediately apologized and said, ""Sorry, are you two whales from Ireland?"" That's all I remember.

I was in a pub... I was in a pub last Saturday night, drank a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, ""Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"" One of them chirped saying, ""It's WALES, you friggin' idiot!"" So, I immediately apologized and said, ""I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"" That's pretty much the last thing I remember...