I was in a pub... I was in a pub last Saturday night, drank a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, ""Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"" One of them chirped saying, ""It's WALES, you friggin' idiot!"" So, I immediately apologized and said, ""I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"" That's pretty much the last thing I remember...