I was in a bar Saturday night, and had a few drinks. I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, ""Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"" One of them screamed, ""It's Wales you idiot!"" So, I immediately apologized and said, ""Sorry, are you two whales from Ireland?"" That's all I remember.
FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?
Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer
My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
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