Quadriplegic jokes I've gathered from over the years. What do you call a quadriplegic that hangs on your wall? Art. What do you call a quadriplegic that lays on your porch? Matt. What do you call a quadriplegic that is in a hole? Doug. What do you call a quadriplegic in a ditch? Phil. What do you call a quadriplegic doing water ski jumps? Skip. What do you call a quadriplegic floating in the water? Bob. What do you call a quadriplegic playing in a pile of leaves? Russell. What do you call a quadriplegic inside of your mail box? Bill.
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