What do you call a... What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of your door? - Matt (mat) What do you call a guy with no arms or no legs in a hole?

what you call a Chinese man with a camera? Phil ming

So my friend Eddie Wong was trying to build a homemade aeroplane... ...and he told me he was going to ask his brother for help. I told him,""That'll never work.

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you? Yellow. *Phil answers phone*