what you call a Chinese man with a camera? Phil ming

So my friend Eddie Wong was trying to build a homemade aeroplane... ...and he told me he was going to ask his brother for help. I told him,""That'll never work.

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you? Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Puddles A man walks into a bar one rainy day with 3 ducks. He places the ducks at the bar, then walks off. The bartender sees the 3 ducks sitting alone at the b