Puddles A man walks into a bar one rainy day with 3 ducks. He places the ducks at the bar, then walks off. The bartender sees the 3 ducks sitting alone at the bar and decides to approach them. He goes up to the first duck, ""hey steve, how you doing?"" to which steve replies, ""oh, i'm good, just been in and out of puddles all day."" The bartender then turns to the second duck, ""hey phil, how are you?"" and phil replies "" oh im fine, just been in and out of puddles all day."" Then the bartender turns to the third duck and asks, ""how about you?"" to which the duck replies "" I'm Puddles....how do you think i've been""