Messi, Ronaldo and Zlatan died in a car crash and goes to heaven. The three walks up to God sitting on his throne. God says: ""Messi, what is the best thing about football?"" Messi bows and answers: ""The best thing about football is that I have been able to spread joy to people, earn money for my living and seeing the world."" God felt it was a good answer when he said: ""Good Messi, come and sit at my left side."" God then looked at Ronaldo and said: ""And you Ronaldo, what is the best thing about football? Ronaldo responds a little timidly: ""Lord, I come from poor backgrounds and have managed to show my fellow human beings that there is a way out of it all and that you do not have to be doomed to a life of misery. Meanwhile, I was able to spread joy to the people. "" God replied: ""Good answer Ronaldo, come and sit on my right side."". God then looked at Zlatan and said: ""What do you think then Zlatan?"" Zlatan looks up, clears his throat, spits on the ground and says: ""You're sitting in my chair.""