Two men sitting at a bar... Two men are sitting next to each other at the bar well into their drinking. The first man says to the bartender, in a thick Irish accent, ""Sir, another shot of your finest whiskey!"" The second man looks at the first and says, with an equally thick accent, ""Well I'll be, by chance do you come from Ireland?"" ""I do sir! A round for me and my fellow countryman!"" The bartender pours the pair a shot each. The second man looks at the first and says, ""By chance, did you happen to live near Dublin?"" ""Aye Sir, born and raised there! Another round Bartender!"" exclaimed the first. Downing the whiskey together, the first looks at the second and says, ""As unlikely as it seems, by chance you didn't go to St. John's College in Dublin did you?"" ""Jesus Mary and Joseph I did sir! Another two for my friend and me!"" A regular walks into the bar and sits down next to the pair. The bartender pours him his usual beer and the man asks, ""How's the bar doing tonight, anything new going on?"" The bartender replies, ""Nothing new pal, just the O'Malley brothers drunk again.""