A man is looking to buy a house in England, in the West Midlands... An estate agent asks the man about what he is looking for in a house and the man says, ""Well I'd like it to have at least four bedrooms, a nice dining room and I'd also really like a large garden. Oh, and it MUST be an east-facing garden. If it faces West, I won't buy it."" The estate agent looks puzzled at this and asks him ""May I ask why it's so important that the garden faces east?"" and the man responds, ""because for that sort of money, I'm not going to sit in my garden and face Wales."" True story.
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