An ethnically diverse group of people are doing something... An African-American, a Mexican-American, Jewish-American, and a white man are walking along the beach in Florida. One of them stumbles over a lamp and as he picks it up, a genie appears. The genie thanks them from freeing him from the lamp and offers them each a wish. The African-American says, ""My native land has suffered from all the people stolen away by slavery. I wish for all my people to be returned to Africa to start a new age of African success."" As he finishes speaking, poof, he is gone. The Mexican-American is inspired and says, ""My native land has suffered from all the people run out by the cartels and corruption. I wish for all my people to be returned to Mexico to start a new age of Mexican success."" As he finishes speaking, poof, he is gone. The Jewish-American feels the same way and says, ""My native land has had my people chased out for thousands of years. I wish for all my people to be returned to Israel to start a new age of Israeli success."" As he finishes speaking, poof, he is gone. The white guy is clearly taken aback with all that has happened. He says, ""Let me get this straight, all the black, mexicans, and jews are gone? Lemme get a diet coke.""