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Three men die in a car crash on Christmas Eve... When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter is there to greet them. ""Welcome to Heaven!"" exclaimed St. Peter, ""Since this is Christmas time there is a special rule for getting in - you must have an ordinary object with you that you can interpret to represent Christmas."" The first man thinks for a second, and pulls out his keys, shaking them in front of St. Peter. ""They're jingle bells!"" St. Peter lets the man in. The second man digs through his pockets, finally producing a lighter, flicking in on for St. Peter. ""It's a candle!"" St. Peter lets the man in. The third man had been watching nervously as his friends were let in. He stood there, panicking, not being able to come up with anything. Eventually he excitedly pulls a pair of panties out of his pocket, waving them in front of St. Peter. ""I'm afraid I don't understand the connection."" said St. Peter. ""They're Carol's"" exclaims the man.

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