The once was a doctor who owned a inn.... There once was a doctor who lived in a small town and owned a inn called the Spanish Inn. Everyone in town knew and trusted the doctor and he was admired. One day his inn burned down and the authorities believed it was his wiring and he was tried for arson. During the trial his wife breaks down and says the doctor burned the inn himself for the insurance money since the inn was old and crumbling. It was then and there that the town realized no one suspec…

What do you call a gay doctor who went to college in France, married an Irishwoman and practiced medicine in Italy? A Fag

So there's this pregnant woman and she goes into the doctors office whilst her husband is at work for her first scan after conception. The doctor after about 5 minutes of scratching his head says to the woman, "" Well by my beard you're pregnant with triplets"". The woman retorts and immediately gets out her phone to call her husband, the husband being as shocked as she was, responds with "" go to the bank and take out the biggest home loan you can, we are going to need a big house for this fami…

My African-American pastor was not amused Man is in a hospital room with his wife who is giving birth. After all the pain and pushing, she gives birth to a healthy baby boy. A half-black baby boy. The white father is outraged, and runs out of the room, knocking things down and shouting on his away down the hall. The doctor who delivered the baby rushes to him and asks him what is wrong. Man: That baby is half-black. I am white. Don't you see a problem here!? Doctor: Sir, I still don't see the pr…