I was sitting in traffic the other day, which was probably why I got run over. Signs That the Car You Just Bought is an Old Wreck As you leave the used car lot, you see the previous owner rush out and high-five the salesman. You notice that the free car phone they threw in as part of the deal has a local breakdown company on speed dial. The coat hanger that serves as a radio aerial is described by the salesman as a "feature". You would take your car into the garage for repairs but it can't get u…

The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby..

Patience can go a long way... A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, ""Yes Officer?"" ""What are you doing?"" the policeman asked. ""What does it l…

A cop is patrolling near midnight in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a buxom young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window ""Uh, yes, officer?"" ""What are you d…