I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it and he's always on time.#Fedex#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Sometimes I find it hard to express myself because FedEx hears me breathing.#Fedex#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut.#Santa Claus#Fedex#Walmart#Parents+2 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry#Fedex#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
My FedEx guy knocks on the door like his son is dying and I'm the town doctor.#Fedex#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →