Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter. St. Peter: Hi what's your name? Paul: My name is Paul. St. Peter: Hi Paul. Tell me when you died how much were you earning? Paul: 120K. St. Peter: Wow! Tell me Paul what were you doing to earn that kind of money? Paul: I was a lawyer. St. Peter: That's great. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the second man. Hi what's your name? Roger: My name is Roger. St. Peter: Hi Roger. Tell me when you died how much were you earning? Roger: 60K. St. Peter: Hey that's great! Tell me Roger: what did you do for a living? Roger: I was an accountant. St. Peter: That's very good. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the second man. Hi what's your name? John: My name is John. St. Peter: Hi John. Tell me John how much were you earning when you died ? John: About $23000. St. Peter: Hey that's fantastic John! Tell me what instrument did you play?
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