Two men are walking the woods. They come across a large hole the ground, several meters across and apparently bottomless. After examining the hole for a moment, they decide to throw something into the hole to see how long it takes for it to hit the bottom. The first man throws in a pebble, and after a long pause hears nothing. The second man throws in stone, and again nothing. The work together to roll a small boulder into the hole. They wait for a few minutes, but again, nothing. Finally, the find a large log that takes all of their combined strength to drag through the forest and onto the edge of the hole. Balancing the log at the edge of the hole, the men agree that they'll stay completely quiet for as long as it takes to hear the log hit the bottom of the hole. They push the log in, and silently wait. Finally, they hear something. ""^^^bbbAAAA ^^AAAAA ^AAAAAA AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!"" The two men look at each other in confusion. Suddenly a goat bursts out of the underbrush, charging them full tilt and bleating at the top of its lungs. The men dodge aside, and the goat runs past them and dives straight into the hole. ""BAAAAAAAAA^AAAAAAA^AAAAAA^AAAA^AAHHH!"" Staring at each other in astonishment, the men decide it's time for them to leave. As they walk out of the woods, a farmer hails them and drives over in his tractor. ""Have you lads been in them woods? Did ya by chance see my goat while you were in there? I seem to a lost him."" ""Actually,"" replies the first man, ""we did see a goat. It ran straight past us and dove into a bottomless hole we found."" ""Nah,"" said the farmer, ""that couldn't a been him. I tied him to a log before I left.""