The kids at middle school are studying WWII... ... and little Timmys grandpa, who was a fighter pilot in the war, is invited to class to tell about his experiences. He reminisces: ""Now, the worst situation I was ever in, was probably when I encountered a German air wing all by myself. I had one Fokker above me, one Fokker behind me and one Fokker off to my right, so I..."" The class begins to snicker uncontrollably so teacher steps in. ""Now, class, before you start getting ideas, Fokker was th…

Irish WW2 pilot An old Irish World War II Spitfire pilot and flying ACE, was speaking in a church and reminiscing about his war experiences. ""In 1942,"" he says, ""the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember,"" he continues, ""one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these Fokkers appeared."" There are a few gasps from the parishioners, and several of the children began to giggle. ""I looked up, and realized that two of the Fo…

A Policeman, Heart Surgeon, Lawyer, Grandfather and his Grandson are flying in on a plane... ...They hear this load bang, and then some alarms go off. ""Uh...This is your captain speaking. We seem to have taken damage to our engines and the plane is going down. Please grab a parachute and exit the plane immediately. Because this is not a ship, I don't plan on going down with it"" The passengers watch as the pilot jumps out of the plane. In a panic, they quickly scramble to the parachutes, only t…

3 men are riding in an airplane over their city 3 guys were in a Cessna Airplane flying over the city they lived in. The first man said ""I love my city so much, I'm gonna drop this 50 cent coin out the window for someone to find. That will make their day!"" So he threw it out. The second man pulled out a roll of coins and said ""I love my city so much that I'll throw this whole roll of coins out the window! And he threw it out. The third man hated his city, so he pulled out an incendiary grenad…